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1) Russia sunk Atlantis 2) Russia travelled to Pluto and back in 5 minutes 3) Russia swam the Arctic ocean 7 times in a row 4) Russia swam the world 5) Russia swam the Milky Way 6) Russia caused the Big Bang 7) Russia WAS the Big Bang 8) Russia is all the ages, yet none of the ages 9) Russia is Chuck Norris' father and son 10) Russia is the spawn of Satan 11) Russia is God's twin brother 12) Russia impregnated the virgin Mary 13) Russia started global warming 14) Russia killed the Pope 15) Russia created the Game that you just lost 16) Russia made the dinosaurs go extinct by just existing 17) Russia found the cure to AIDS, he