What is Ivan Braginski...? by OutskirtsOfInsanity, literature
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What is Ivan Braginski...?
1) Russia sunk Atlantis
2) Russia travelled to Pluto and back in 5 minutes
3) Russia swam the Arctic ocean 7 times in a row
4) Russia swam the world
5) Russia swam the Milky Way
6) Russia caused the Big Bang
7) Russia WAS the Big Bang
8) Russia is all the ages, yet none of the ages
9) Russia is Chuck Norris' father and son
10) Russia is the spawn of Satan
11) Russia is God's twin brother
12) Russia impregnated the virgin Mary
13) Russia started global warming
14) Russia killed the Pope
15) Russia created the Game that you just lost
16) Russia made the dinosaurs go extinct by just existing
17) Russia found the cure to AIDS, he